My sister's new house is next to a garden with a beautiful old beech tree. Two brilliant psycho-squirrels live in it. They throw things out of the tree at passers-by - their strike rate is so good, I don't believe it is accidental. Although her roof has just been fixed, and they can't get in to cause damage, Big Sis is already looking for roast squirrel recipes. They are way too bright to come down to a level where they might be caught, she could be waiting for quite a while...
In fact,I think they are safe for a bit. This is the woman who threatened her farming neighbour with all sorts of personal injury, should he just 'happen to accidentally' harm her adopted fox, at the last house.
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