Dog fighting in suburbia

There has been a lot of news recently, about open forms of dogfighting.

So guess who decided to join in with the craze on Wednesday morning? Name starts with a G, ends with -romit, that's who.

His violent and unprovoked attack, on poor Blake, took everyone by surprise. Blake recovered well, and retaliated by getting his nose under Gromit's midriff and flipping him into the air. Accompanied by savage growls and yapping, it all sounded far more horrible and sinister than it was.

Gromit, as any beaten bully should, slunk off home in disgrace, and is now banned from the walking circuit until he learns to behave. His pride is hurt, but everywhere else is fine.

But I bet the authors of all the news stories did not think the craze had spread to sweet old ladies and lapdogs! And not a hood in sight, either :)