Work E-mails

We have a standard e-mail account at work, this morning it was my turn to check first thing.

So far I have been offered;

Software
Pharmaceuticals (American)
Pharmaceuticals (Canadian)
An amazing business loan deal without a credit check
An equally amazing offer to be the business bank account for an Indian textile firm

And finally, the opportunity to pose as the relative of a German who died in the Concorde crash near Paris, to get US$14m out of Ghana!

Where will I get time to do my job, with all these fantastic offers on the table? :)